February 2012
Ahahaha my mum dropped her phone in the car park by the off-licence and it was still there like half an hour later when she realised that’s where she lost it and went to get it.
That is miraculous. How no one thought to steal that I will never know.
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Wow, Awakening is just making me really angry. I mean honestly THIS BITCH. Whatever her name was. Cheating on your husband is bad enough under any circumstances but damn you just raised the bar pretty fucking high, didn’t you? Then she’s spouting all this bullshit about “oh boo hoo, I need love!”. Excuse me, bitch but I don’t think you quite understand the fact the...
Ahaha yes I don’t have Business Studies tomorrow so I shall suffer no consequences for procrastinating all day muahaha
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hello this is 911 what is your emergency.
dante basco: i've stumbled upon some weird obscure cult that are all stuck at home and led by a man who draws himself kissing me.
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orangealley:
i keep picturing the whole homestuck fandom fighting to hide in cupboards and under tables and behind doors of this big house, sniggering and giggling and people keep slapping each other and going SHHHH, and meanwhile there’s dante basco walking through each room looking in all the wrong places
and hidden in a cookie jar in the kitchen are the panels where hussie snogs rufio and...
Hm. I could make some progress on Awakening. Then again, last time I went anywhere near the xbox at this time I spent the next day dead on my feet.
I dare say it was a worthy sacrifice.
Either mochi is an acquired taste or green tea tastes god awful in any form other them liquid.
Either way, I shall acquire this taste. I spent too much money on ridiculous food to throw it all out.
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I only just remembered that my sister’s boyfriend has been at a mate’s drinking since about 12 and he text her before saying “Everything’s jumbled. Nothing makes sense. Can you pick me up?”
It was probably funnier at the time but fijoialkfjlodzfupa
Okay, I’m 39 miles from Amersfoort.
Wherever the fuck that is.
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Might see what all this MapCrunch fuss is about while I’ve got the laptop out.
I have a feeling I may regret this…
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