December 2011
When you find a nice-sounding recipe but all the measurements are in cups.
WHAT THE FUCK IS A CUP? MUG? PINT GLASS? SHOT GLASS? SERVING JUG? ‘CUP’ IS NOT A FUCKING MEASUREMENT THERE ARE SIMPLY TOO MANY VARIETIES OF CUP.
“I’ll be traveling from 1/3 to 1/10.”
I fucking shat one when I read that because I read it as the 1st of March and the 1st of October vjdgdoisys fucking cultural differences.
I feel like the only one that’s completely nonchalant regarding the new year. It’s just another year, we don’t celebrate every new month/week/day, and I don’t see why a new year is any different.
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When you realise you forgot to save your game...
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT NOW I HAVE TO GO THROUGH ALL THAT SHIT ALL OVER AGAIN.
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Whilst I’m complaining there are people on my dash complaining about it being 19 degrees. Bitch, that better be Fahrenheit because 19 degrees Celsius is FUCKING SUNBATHING WEATHER.
I’m sick of seeing that Alexandria’s Genesis/purple eyes thing on my dash. How long has that being going around and why the fuck do people still believe it? ‘The women do not menstruate but are fertile’ oh yeah wow convenient and completely contradictory and therefore impossible GET THIS NONSENSE OUT OF MY FACE.
interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
Welp. I re-took that title test because it has been updated and the likes (and after that fiasco with the big pile of books I’m out of things to do), and my result was completely different from last time.
I got the Mage of Life, which, looking at the descriptions of how the title is something to be worked towards and grown into, I think is pretty accurate.
I only just realised I put three of those on the wrong pile but they were by Darren Shan so I instinctively put them with the other Shan books whoops.
They probably do involve some supernatural shenanigans, actually, I still haven’t got around to reading them.
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I replaced Sten with Zevran, and I’m not sure whether that’s going to stab me in the back, but I found him amusing. Sten probably hated me anyway and I wasn’t going to get rid of Alistair or Morrigan because their snarky horseshit is the best thing ever.
This could be amusing.
Wake up and find no one home
people: are you mad/sad or something?
me: this is just my face
How is it this sunny and still 13° oh my word
This is why I love Matthew Lewis.
Interviewer: What is the secret of broomstick riding?
Matthew Lewis: Being a girl.
Interviewer: Why should we see this last film?
Matthew Lewis: Cause i'm in it.
Interviewer: What is the hardest part of stopping filming Harry Potter
Matthew Lewis: Well, I need to find another job now.
Cjfjblfjdkhldjf brilliant day I have more awesome books than I know what to do with (waaah I don’t know which one to start with they all look so good) and even a couple of games, so I’ve been playing Dragon Age since about 11. It’s actually pretty good for when I’m tired and can’t get proper involved in all this intense shit, but it’s still pretty interesting,...
The sky is orange I don’t understand it’s almost 1am why is this happening
I like how 10 minutes after that “I’m lonely and pathetic!!!!” episode one of my friends decides to strike up a humourous texting conversation out of the blue. This is why I love them so much. It’s humbling, really.
I pick really stupid times to get ridiculous and emotional over things.
I don’t know why I’m thinking about this whilst trying to fall asleep (doesn’t help that I’ve been trying for over an hour, I shouldn’t be allowed time to dwell on things) but the idea of losing contact with any of my friends as we all go to different sixth forms and universities is possibly the scariest. If that ever happened I wouldn’t know what to do with...