June 2013
I’m pretty sure I have a piece of work due in tomorrow but I can’t remember what it is whoops
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
Sometimes I question whether people complaining that exams just require you to memorise things have ever even sat an exam
I’ve never been taught about hereditary diseases in Amish people or snake courtship but guess what they were both on my fucking biology exam
I may also be slightly infatuated with Amanda Hale and I hope her character turns out to be really great (I haven’t read the books and I know nothing about history so I don’t know what to expect I’m just gonna go with it) and I’m presuming she’s going to become a primary character which I’m really excited about because the only other thing I’ve seen her in is Ripper Street and we didn’t see a lot of her in that
Yes okay start making fun of and belittling me the second I walk through the door thanks
You’re a piece of shit
One Size Fits All
- (A man comes to the counter and places two dresses on the counter: one sized XS and one sized XXL.)
- Me: “Are these dresses both for the same woman?”
- Customer: “Yes.”
- Me: “Oh, okay. These are both very different sizes, so they are not likely to fit the same person. What size does she usually take?”
- Customer: “Um… I’m not sure.”
- Manager: “Well, does she look more like me or more like her?”
- (Note: my manager is quite small, and I am quite big.)
- Customer: “Um… uh… I’m sure these will be fine.”
- Me: “Sir, because the price is marked down on these dresses they will be Final Sale, so you will not be able to return them if they are not the right size. Are you sure we can’t help you?”
- (The customer looks around furtively, then leans in close so that only my manager and I can hear what he is saying.)
- Customer: “These dresses are for me, actually.”
- (My manager looks at me, and I at her, and then she turns to the customer and speaks a very matter of fact voice.)
- Manager: “Why don’t you go try them on, then?”
- Customer: “Really? Would that be okay with you?”
- Manager: “Of course! Let me get you started with a fitting room.”
- (I spend the next hour bringing this man dresses to try on and he had a lovely time! He introduced himself to me and thanked us profusely for being so understanding and helpful. He left with four dresses, all of which fit him to a tee, and he came back regularly after that.)
when i meet people who dont like birds
WHEN YOURE WEARING A SKIRT AND YOU SPIN AROUND AND IT DOES THE THING
I forgot how much I love Jowan jfc YOU’RE A FUCKING IDIOT
friendly reminder that Jowan’s mother feared him, calling him a “demon child” an “abomination” until Jowan’s father finally abandoned him at their village Chantry. ✿◕‿◕✿
Oh wow yes please use derogatory terms about my sexuality that really makes me more inclined to like you
Completely forgot I made an Orlesian warden in Awakening whoa hi there where did you come from
I want to carry on with Mass Effect but at the same time can all these thresher maws please fuck off
